Movie tickets for this went on sale at 12:01am EST last night (this morning) online at Fandango and Movietickets.com. Oh my gawd.

Last night when I was zoning out of my life and zoning into others’ lives (haven’t you heard of remote viewing? They’re using it in Russia!) … I saw quite a few people waiting anxiously to purchase tickets for this showing. Some people were holding Hannah Hooplahs - sleepovers where little 12-year- old girls are running around in their skivvies and counting down til 1 past midnight. Oh the excitement! I can’t wait to see how the theaters get overrun with them pre-teeny-boppers. Can a young adult handle a bunch of much-younger girls running all over, screaming? Do you think there will be people camping out for the “best seats”? I wonder…

I WILL be stopping drive-by watchings on the first of February. I’ll make sure to bring a video camera for all the kiddie excitement.